Thursday, September 10, 2009

pee somemore la pee !

as if my chair was not bad enough already..!
ugh ! you know what happened??????
some fuggly human ass peed on my fuggly chair that is already very fuggly
argh !! screw that ass !
why huh why? why?? no... no... you tell why !! tell !! why now why??!
huh?? why my chair? OF ALL CHAIRS !! WHY MY CHAIR?!?!?!?!?
it think what i so damn fuggly free to clean your fuggly stinky yellow pee is it ?? huh? huh?
think i nothing else better to do with my life cleaning fuggly skiny yellowish pee is it?
punch you kick you slap you then you know !!

you watch, you just watch!! your fuggly stinky ehemotic, bulky, colossal, cyclopean, elephantine, enormous, extensive, gargantuan, giant, gigantic great gross humongous immeasurable immense jumbo mumbo leviathan lusty magnificent mammoth massive mondo monster monstrous monumental mountainous outsize oversize planetary prodigious stupendous titanic towering tremendous vast walloping whooping yellow liqui'ed ass that sprays pee all over without control 's gonna get kicked ass my me! big time !
big time man you get me ?? big big big time !! ROAR !! angry angry..

ish ! I'm so pissed as I'm enjoying this moment blogging on this issue . hahaha
I'M GONNA HAUNT YOU !! since im really bored. which means that bordem cancer's gonna strike me anytime now .. muahahah ! die human !! die for peeing on my fuggly chair !!

hahaha alright alright.. do you know why am i so pissed on this??? you know why??? you know? you know?? NO ! you dont ! you fuggly ass. you dont ! hahah [ jokes ]
so here's why, ITS BECAUSE THIS AINT THE FIRST TIME !!!!!!!!
roar !!
guess what. few months before this, my fuggly chair got period stained !! PERIOD STAINED !! PERIOD STAINED you know !!!!!!! argh !!
NASTY right??? right right right?? like oh my gosh ! I had to like clean it man !! CLEAN IT !!! talking about nasty nasty nasty. what in the world happened to control systems man.. on the other hand, would you just THINK ABOUT MY CHAIR for a moment?? pity that fuggly chair ! damn freaking babi malang.. man... chair's life gone bad..
do you guys remember the karangan's that we used to do in primary school?? Autobiografi??? remember remember?? i remember i once did an essay on ''Aku Sebuah Kerusi'' i gave it a happy ending. deng it right?? if a teacher would ever give me that topic to write on I'd be glad as. !

anyways, i think I've been cursed on somehow... hah !
but who on earth would grant such a curse ??
'' I curse on Evelyn Emily in such that her fuggly chair lives a miserable life getting peed and period stained on. Hence, Evelyn Emily the incredible god damn heck of a chick that I envy on heaps would have to clean dirty fuggly chairs all her life''''

[ no pictures in this post ] NASTY ALERT I SAY !

now see who's talking? hahha. im dead strained bored !

anyways, bordem cancer's gonna strike soon.
gotta go. pack my stuff for leaving to heaven. or maybe hell.

see ya ! =D

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