Naaaaaaasty nasty CORCS !! [ to me ] please dont get offended =S

What is it with those damn ugly crocs?

At first i thought they were just some cheap footwear worn by the charming people of Nipponbashi .

and behold even in the fashion districts of Nanba and Umeda, crocs of every colour are pounding the streets in tandem with Dior and Gucci.

It seems crocs are not just a fad, something that will quickly and quietly pass, much like food from Tamade

indeed it seems that the colourful rubbery shoshoes have become so popular that there are even plans to expand into a croc-based plastic clothing range.

I dislike Crocs. Always have.

They were a dumb, over-bloated fad I liken to the Great Jelly Shoe Terror of 1982.

These hideous, ugly and RIDICULOUS looking shoes seem to be made for people with square feet

"I don't care how comfortable Crocs are, you look like a dumbass".

Personally, I like a well-structure shoe and am always of the opinion that feet should look like feet and not like pods.

Hence, to my utter joy, Crocs has gone bankrupt, has too much inventory it can not sell, and has now laid off one-third of its work force.

Now maybe those damn ugly shoes will go away and people will get back to wearing real footwear…like flip-flops…

oh hell…we all know some schmoe will buy a million of these things, bury them in his backyard only to re-surface twenty years from now when they will become “retro''

These shoes have no reason to exist:

They’re too damn ugly to be dressy and too uncomfortable to be casual.

Fashion tips

I should inform you that I know dick about fashion.

It's not just a clever title to get your attention, though it's admittedly clever

(I'm honest enough to admit when something is brilliant, even when it's my own writing) [ evil laugh ]

Crocs look like shit and they make your feet smell

When I see people wearing Crocs, I know immediately that we have nothing in common, and that we could never be friends or have any meaningful kind of relationship.

They come in every color imaginable yet look bad with every other article of clothing ever created.

The only thing that goes with Crocs is social ostracism.

To their credit though, Crocs serve as an excellent idiot barometer;

you can tell a lot about people wearing them.

For example, Amazon.com suggest products that other customers have purchased based on the item you're shopping for.

Here are the suggestions for Crocs

When it comes to shoes, there are usually three deciding factors: quality, price, and style.

Some shoes are cheap and stylish, but poor quality, while others are stylish and durable, but expensive.

Crocs usually go for hundreds, which doesn't sound like much for a shoe,

until you consider that what you're really paying for are melted pellets squirted into a cast-iron mold in some province in China.

Crocs have the rare combination of being expensive, poor quality, and ugly.

It's quite a feat for one shoe to suck this bad.

People who wear Crocs go on and on about how comfortable they are, and how it's supposedly odor resistant because it's made out of some kind of anti-bacterial foam.

Great point, dipshits! You know what else it's resistant to? You getting laid.

Then as if the shoes weren't disgusting enough, Crocs introduced a product called "Crocs butter" that's supposed to restore that illustrious injection-molded sheen to those gaping holes they call shoes:

You know that feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat?

There isn't a word in the english language to succinctly describe it, but I will hereby refer to it as: croc-butter.

Reason of why not to wear crocs:

children are having their Crocs shoes ripped off in escalators.

This is most likely due to the design of the shoe, which fits loose for comfort and is made of a rubber-like material for support and grip.

However, these benefits soon become a hazard on a fast-moving escalator.

If the shoe gets too close to the edge, the rubber substance and loose fit provide perfect conditions for a shoe being pulled down into the machinery.

Canada also reports that signs warning of the dangers have started to appear in malls.

Expect to see them in a mall near you soon.

The soft sole of a Croc does not stand up well to escalators, like a harder-soled sneaker.

If the Croc gets stuck in the side, it could very well pull down a child's foot in seconds.

A spokesperson for Crocs is standing behind the shoe, saying they are "completely safe" and that escalators have always been a danger.

It has come to our attention that Crocs stock has taken a significant decline.

This is good news. Apparently this is because Maddox holds sway

AND THEY EVEN !! HAVE Crocs cell phone pounch