a lil somethin somethin for the mean while..

alright, so here's a little something something I wrote while I didn't have anything better to do on a rainy day..

it was actually a 'made-up competition'. A friend of ours is getting married very soon and the other friend was asking for ideas on his best-man speech. so since we were crackin our heads for him, we came up with an idea, and the idea was for everyone of us to write out a best-man speech during a rainy day and vote for the best Best-man speech. it was just a for fun thing among our selfs.

so this is the speech that I ended up writing :

Best man speech.

As you all know, I’m Justin, assigned as the best man. So as a best man all the way here from U.K with my friend the photographer, Pete, hiding somewhere.

So first of all I would like to raise a massive toast to the two of the most beautiful, wonderful and loving people that I’ve ever had the pleasure to have in my life. So everybody raise your glasses, I’ve lost mine. So here’s a toast, to their future, our incredible fortune and to everybody having a glass in this celebration of this wonderful event.

So before everybody gets going, let me just say, with the peformant of years, I’ve spent a couple of years in the company of the groom, means that he has had as much of a part developing my sense of humor as anyone. So although I’ve tried to make this speech as funny as possible, please make a sign though, for me to stop. And my second disclaimer is that this speech does not really contain any original material. So if anyone is offended, it’s got nothing to do with me.

So I’m told that the best speech maker’s follow 3 very simple rules, stand up, speak up, and then very quickly shut up. So I’m trying to stick to that advice. As part of my research, I’ve discovered that according to tradition, I’m suppose to sing the groom’s praises and tell you all about his many good points. Well, I’m very sorry to say, but I can’t say and I wouldn’t lie, I’m such bothered of the title of being the best man. If I’m the best man, then why is Lucy till marrying Simon?

So I'm just happy to say, that I’m a pretty good man. As today, Simon is the best man, and he’s a man that I admire for many reasons. Most notably his very generous nature. Well, with him donating his body to science, when he started at Penrith University, preserving an aultorhold [Lucy] the entire time. Now, I know it’s also traditional for the best man to actually include the number of ex-girlfriends the groom has had. But I don’t want to get into any of that. Cause frankly, I find such a match in male posturing, bonquer and offensive to the bride. But surprised to say, Simon, number 72 , that was your lucky one. I would also wish to grab this once and a life time opportunity to revile to you, Simons fastest and meanest. Unfortunately, I have been a part of all those amazing events and I really don’t want to tarnish my pack of reputation.

I believe that marriage is a wonderful thing for Simon. It will teach him loyalty, self-restrain and control. It will develop in him a sense of responsibility, family, and a set of so many other qualities that he just wouldn’t need, if he had stayed single. So I’d just like to say, to Simon, you’re a lucky groom who married Lucy. Who’s beautiful, smart, funny, warm, loving, and caring. She deserves a good husband. So thank god she married him before she found love.

And now that your married, no doubt the domesticity needs a great new prove, ‘’Lets find where the kitchen is’’. And there, where the very mysterious objects containing of it where it actually did rather than the days by the phone, using speed dial and waiting for 45 minutes. Simon, you’ve gonna have to start transferring food in to dishes, Instead of eating straight out of sources. Now, you know that wet area that the kitchens have? It’s called the sink. The more you use it, the more Lucy will love you. I’ll buy her a dish washer though.

So if we can all raise our glasses again and toast, to love, to laughter, and to a happily ever after. Peace out. =D

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